1 00:00:03,534 --> 00:00:06,136 Gossip girl here... Your one and only source 2 00:00:06,137 --> 00:00:09,309 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. (Kati) Oh, my god. 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:13,643 You'll never believe what's on "gossip girl." Someone saw Serena getting off the train at grand central. 4 00:00:13,644 --> 00:00:16,286 I thought everything was good between us. 5 00:00:16,287 --> 00:00:19,319 It was... before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend. I didn't come back for you. 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,252 Look, Blair's my best friend, and you're her boyfriend. 7 00:00:22,253 --> 00:00:24,023 And she loves you. You'd really go out with some guy you don't know? 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,556 Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know. 9 00:00:26,557 --> 00:00:30,160 Well, our kids were bound to meet. It's a small island. Are you sure it's not some ploy, 10 00:00:30,161 --> 00:00:32,031 your using my daughter to get to me 11 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,033 now that your wife left you? Do you ever feel like 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,506 our whole lives have been planned out for us, 13 00:00:36,507 --> 00:00:39,409 that we're just gonna end up like our parents? Man, that's a dark thought. 14 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:41,571 Your mother and I didn't work this hard so you can just 15 00:00:41,572 --> 00:00:43,243 make things up as you go along. 16 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,545 (Chuck) It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted. 17 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:49,379 The question is, what do you do now? I was thinking... Total social destruction? 18 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:53,153 And here I thought you were getting soft. It's because of their excellent program 19 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,655 that a student here with us today is clean and sober... 20 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:58,057 At least, for now. 21 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,631 She's in rehab? No, it's not her. It's her brother who's there. 22 00:01:01,632 --> 00:01:04,264 I know I said some things about you and your world, 23 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,635 and I'm sorry. 24 00:01:05,636 --> 00:01:07,737 Why did you leave without saying good-bye? 25 00:01:07,738 --> 00:01:10,770 I didn't know how to be your friend after what I did. 26 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,742 I'm so sorry. 27 00:01:12,743 --> 00:01:15,745 Spotted in central park... Two white flags waving. 28 00:01:15,746 --> 00:01:20,180 So what will it be... Truce or consequences? 29 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:22,482 And who am I? 30 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:26,216 That's a secret I'll never tell. 31 00:01:26,217 --> 00:01:28,218 You know you love me. 32 00:01:28,219 --> 00:01:33,323 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 33 00:01:33,324 --> 00:01:37,168 (Instrumental of Henry Mancini's "moon river" playing) 34 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:07,527 ♫♫ 35 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,830 (Laughs) 36 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,406 Sorry, but you're not on the list. 37 00:02:16,407 --> 00:02:19,839 Of course I am. This is my dream! 38 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,542 (In Eleanor's voice) Not anymore. 39 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,514 (Girl laughs) 40 00:02:24,515 --> 00:02:26,676 (Eleanor) Oh, Serena, it's so wonderful to see you. 41 00:02:26,677 --> 00:02:29,148 ♫♫ 42 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,150 (Gossip girl) Hey, upper east siders. 43 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,453 There's nothing gossip girl likes more than a surprise, 44 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:36,456 and we hear Blair Waldorf's got a 2-for-1 special... 45 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:39,389 Her mom Eleanor, who just returned from Paris, 46 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:41,891 and Serena Van Der Woodsen, brunch buddies. 47 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:43,793 Hey! You're up. 48 00:02:43,794 --> 00:02:45,395 Did we have plans? 49 00:02:45,396 --> 00:02:47,697 Darling, it is impolite to interrupt. (Blows kiss) 50 00:02:47,698 --> 00:02:49,269 I was just telling Serena 51 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:52,672 that Bendel's is interested in carrying my line. 52 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,404 Really? 53 00:02:54,405 --> 00:02:57,877 Oh, that's fantastic! Why didn't you say something? 54 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,880 I came back from Paris early to put together my lookbook, 55 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,712 and if they like what they see, 56 00:03:02,713 --> 00:03:06,286 it could be the beginning of an entire lifestyle collection. 57 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,858 Because more people should be like you, mother. 58 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:10,860 Before you tuck into that, 59 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:13,423 you find a low-fat yogurt more appealing. 60 00:03:13,424 --> 00:03:16,896 ♫♫ 61 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,968 I lost 2 pounds when you were away. 62 00:03:18,969 --> 00:03:20,530 And you look marvelous. 63 00:03:20,531 --> 00:03:22,802 Wow, these are beautiful, Mrs. Waldorf. 64 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,274 Well, they will be 65 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:26,576 if they're not all squished from traveling. 66 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:27,907 Darling, please. 67 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,440 Serena, you have to come back later 68 00:03:30,441 --> 00:03:31,581 when everything is unpacked. 69 00:03:31,582 --> 00:03:34,244 I would love to hear your thoughts. 70 00:03:34,245 --> 00:03:36,286 You do have such great personal style. Oh, thank you, but I don't think we'll be able to. 71 00:03:36,287 --> 00:03:38,288 Blair and I have plans today. (Eleanor) Oh. 72 00:03:38,289 --> 00:03:41,291 We do? Serena and Blair might have plans for the day, 73 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:43,753 but Nate and Chuck are fully booked for the weekend... 74 00:03:43,754 --> 00:03:45,395 If they survive it. 75 00:03:45,396 --> 00:03:48,328 Found it. Piaget. Can't you just call it a watch? 76 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,361 If it costs more than 10 grand, it earns a proper name. 77 00:03:51,362 --> 00:03:54,404 How about this? Definitely that. 78 00:03:54,405 --> 00:03:55,935 Babe Ruth's called shot... 79 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,608 The most famous homer he ever hit. 80 00:03:58,609 --> 00:04:01,342 Hmm. Better safe than sorry. 81 00:04:03,514 --> 00:04:05,616 (Knock on door) 82 00:04:07,318 --> 00:04:08,678 Here we go. 83 00:04:08,679 --> 00:04:11,852 (Rap music playing) 84 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,885 You've lived through Ivy week 85 00:04:15,886 --> 00:04:18,958 and hopefully gained entry to the college of your choice. 86 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,691 Now let's ruin those chances. 87 00:04:21,692 --> 00:04:24,694 Let me remind you of the rules... As of this moment, 88 00:04:24,695 --> 00:04:27,397 there is no outside world that I do not show you. 89 00:04:27,398 --> 00:04:29,799 You eat what I provide, practice what I preach, 90 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,801 and till I say so, 91 00:04:31,802 --> 00:04:34,344 the only girls you talk to are the ones I've paid for. 92 00:04:34,345 --> 00:04:35,605 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 93 00:04:35,606 --> 00:04:38,578 Let the lost weekend commence! (Cheering) 94 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,310 (Boys) One, two, three, twins! 95 00:04:40,311 --> 00:04:44,684 ♫♫ 96 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,286 (Man) ♫ in the Bronx ♫ (Man) ♫ let 'em know that we don't play ♫ 97 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,420 ♫ strong island ♫ ♫ if you're in the house tonight ♫ 98 00:04:50,421 --> 00:04:55,425 ♫♫ 99 00:04:55,426 --> 00:04:57,427 Who brought the sasquatch? 100 00:04:57,428 --> 00:04:58,868 Isn't that Carter Baizen? 101 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:00,500 I haven't seen him 102 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:03,603 since he was a senior and we were in the eighth grade. 103 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,004 He looks intense. 104 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,607 Are you high? He looks like Matthew McConaughey 105 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,878 between movies. 106 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:10,710 The guy's a loser. 107 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:14,013 Look, anyone who trades their trust fund for a Fanny pack 108 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,886 flies in the face of all that is holy to Chuck bass. 109 00:05:16,887 --> 00:05:18,988 Nate Archibald, is that you? 110 00:05:18,989 --> 00:05:21,891 Baizen, my man! I heard you went rogue! (Laughs) 111 00:05:21,892 --> 00:05:24,594 And lived to tell about it. Hey. 112 00:05:24,595 --> 00:05:25,955 Seems like someone's itinerary 113 00:05:25,956 --> 00:05:28,327 didn't leave room for interlopers. 114 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,759 Doesn't Chuck know 115 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,061 a party isn't a party until someone crashes? 116 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:34,003 (Both laugh) 117 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:37,867 Oh, god. I forgot what it was like to be with you. 118 00:05:37,868 --> 00:05:42,041 No, they were looking at both of us. Don't insult me. It's been like this all morning, 119 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,644 starting with your lovely visit with my mother. 120 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:48,347 She didn't even call me to tell me she was coming home. Well, she was busy. 121 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,349 She was rushing to get home and everything 122 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,882 because she wanted to see you. She didn't even wake me up. 123 00:05:52,883 --> 00:05:55,024 Well, you know how Eleanor feels about beauty rest. 124 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:57,026 She likes you more than me. 125 00:05:57,027 --> 00:05:59,028 She does not. You are her daughter. 126 00:05:59,029 --> 00:06:01,831 She doesn't like anyone more than you. She just... 127 00:06:01,832 --> 00:06:04,794 I don't know, doesn't know how to show it sometimes. 128 00:06:04,795 --> 00:06:07,397 Okay, I'm going inside. Wait for me. 129 00:06:07,398 --> 00:06:08,969 I'll be right back. 130 00:06:13,804 --> 00:06:16,045 Humphrey! Dan! Hey! 131 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:17,877 Hey! 132 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,949 (Laughs) Oh, my god, this is what I love about this city... 133 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:22,682 You're always bumping into people. 134 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,984 What are you doing here? Oh, I'm just on my way back from my mom's, 135 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,916 dropping Jenny off up in Hudson. 136 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,419 Picked up a couple of Cubans for me and my dad... 137 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:31,020 Sandwiches, not cigars. 138 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:32,463 (Laughs) 139 00:06:34,064 --> 00:06:37,867 Hey, uh, remember you said, uh, we could get together sometime 140 00:06:37,868 --> 00:06:39,769 and, um, not talk? 141 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:41,971 I was just wondering, is it "sometime" yet? 142 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:44,604 That was disgusting. The d.O.H. Should shut them down. 143 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,075 The bathroom? 144 00:06:46,076 --> 00:06:48,838 No, the people. It's called nolita, not noshowers. 145 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:50,840 What are you doing here? 146 00:06:50,841 --> 00:06:53,983 Do I smell pork? And cheese? 147 00:06:53,984 --> 00:06:56,015 Okay, well, when you're done with your charity work, 148 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,788 why don't you come find me? 149 00:06:58,789 --> 00:07:01,992 I'll be at Tory burch looking at ponchos. 150 00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:05,895 Isn't that the girl that told the entire school... 151 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:08,928 And, oh, several colleges... That you had a drug problem? 152 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,630 Yeah. 153 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,663 (Chuckles) But, you know, Blair can be a little... 154 00:07:13,664 --> 00:07:14,804 Blair. 155 00:07:14,805 --> 00:07:16,435 Yeah, yeah. 156 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,207 (Laughs) We're actually trying to work things out. 157 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,840 Today's our first day hanging out together alone. 158 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,612 Ooh. Ooh! (Laughs) 159 00:07:22,613 --> 00:07:25,014 So I should probably get back. 160 00:07:25,015 --> 00:07:27,817 Yeah. Yeah, sure. That's... Yeah. 161 00:07:27,818 --> 00:07:30,980 But, um, call me sometime so we can get together 162 00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:33,122 and do that thing you didn't ask me to do. 163 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:35,885 (Eve and swizz beatz' "tambourine" playing) 164 00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:38,187 (Swizz beatz) ♫ shake ya tambourine ♫ 165 00:07:38,188 --> 00:07:40,159 ♫ go and get yourself a-whistlin' ♫ 166 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,591 (Nate) So I don't understand. 167 00:07:41,592 --> 00:07:42,992 The last time I saw your sister, 168 00:07:42,993 --> 00:07:45,735 she said your family had locked you out 169 00:07:45,736 --> 00:07:48,898 and you'd fallen off the face of the earth. I didn't. I just fell off the face of theirs. 170 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:51,470 But once you turn away from money you see it doesn't 171 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,543 buy you freedom, it pays for your prison. 172 00:07:53,544 --> 00:07:56,846 They say I disappeared, but all I did was break out. Where'd you go? 173 00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:59,509 Where didn't I? I aided the cleanup post-Katrina, 174 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:01,010 spent a year rebuilding machu picchu... 175 00:08:01,011 --> 00:08:04,013 Which, let me tell you, it's changed my life. 176 00:08:04,014 --> 00:08:07,186 I bought an h.D. Cam and started filming it for a documentary... You're the guy who gave us our first joint, 177 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:11,090 snuck us into our first club, and you're gonna tell me 178 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,763 the life of YouTube filmmaker is better than this? 179 00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:17,266 You invented the lost weekend. Hey, who cares about a party when you can travel the world? 180 00:08:17,267 --> 00:08:20,199 (Groans) Exactly. In the real world, the only thing that matters 181 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,572 is who you are, not what you own. 182 00:08:22,573 --> 00:08:24,203 As much as I love the speech 183 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,905 about not needing material things 184 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,177 from a guy who has that much product in his hair, 185 00:08:28,178 --> 00:08:31,911 this party is about excess, not exposition. 186 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,583 Stop talking. 187 00:08:33,584 --> 00:08:35,084 Start partying. 188 00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:38,618 Now here is something that doesn't need material. 189 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,020 As a matter of fact, it's about to come off. 190 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,052 Who's with me? 191 00:08:43,053 --> 00:08:46,155 I think I'm just gonna hang here for a bit. 192 00:08:46,156 --> 00:08:48,027 Fine. 193 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,259 I'd hate to break up a matched set anyway. 194 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,962 ♫ Go and get yourself a-whistlin' ♫ 195 00:08:52,963 --> 00:08:54,203 ♫ shake ya tambourine ♫ 196 00:08:54,204 --> 00:08:56,636 How about we continue this over some cards? 197 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,768 None of this crap these kids are playing. 198 00:08:58,769 --> 00:09:00,139 Texas hold'em is dead. (Laughs) 199 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,311 You know, I'll show you some real action. 200 00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:03,943 You know what? 201 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,946 I'm in this weekly game in this, uh, corner in queens. 202 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,317 It goes all night. 203 00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:10,319 It's the real deal... High stakes, big money, 204 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,653 people with the kind of stories that would put mine to shame. 205 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,185 You should... you should come. 206 00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:17,787 Yeah. Yeah? 207 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:19,789 (Eleanor) This one missed her cue at the Chloé show 208 00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:21,891 because she was throwing up a pear. (Woman) Ugh. 209 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:24,033 She was in Vera's "vogue" spread. 210 00:09:24,034 --> 00:09:27,196 I don't use Vera's models. None of these are right. Well, that's because 211 00:09:27,197 --> 00:09:30,039 you're looking at the high fashion book 212 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,141 when you should be looking for a new face... 213 00:09:32,142 --> 00:09:34,644 You know, someone who looks good in your clothes. 214 00:09:34,645 --> 00:09:38,007 Someone in this book, like I told you. I hate the American apparel effect. 215 00:09:38,008 --> 00:09:40,009 But they're closer to what you need. 216 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:41,851 They're... they're now, they're hip. 217 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:44,013 If this person is supposed to represent Waldorf designs, 218 00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:46,215 you have to find me someone... 219 00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:48,217 Worthy of the clothes. Yeah. 220 00:09:48,218 --> 00:09:50,289 Someone like me. Mm. 221 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,222 Someone like... 222 00:09:53,223 --> 00:09:54,694 My daughter. 223 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,265 Well, why not her? 224 00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:59,929 You want your line to represent the Waldorf lifestyle. 225 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:04,233 Who better to represent you than one of your own family? She was my first dress form. 226 00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:06,205 She'd love to! 227 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,737 I would? 228 00:10:07,738 --> 00:10:09,608 Eleanor? 229 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,740 Yes. 230 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:12,281 (Squeals) (Eleanor) It's perfect. 231 00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:13,783 Eleanor Waldorf, 232 00:10:13,784 --> 00:10:16,686 meet the new face of Waldorf for Bendel's. 233 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:18,117 Yay! (Laughs) 234 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,290 Is that a smile we see on b.'S lips? 235 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:24,123 The spotlight's on her for once, 236 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,155 and s. Actually helped her get it. 237 00:10:26,156 --> 00:10:28,999 I guess miracles can happen. 238 00:10:34,404 --> 00:10:37,907 Oh, shut up. They're amazing. I'm just doing my mom a favor. 239 00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:40,309 The hair and makeup test is tonight. 240 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:43,713 I think this is my best pose. (Isabel) That's because you can't see what you look like. 241 00:10:43,714 --> 00:10:45,144 You're just a hand model, and that's it. 242 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,416 The right way is this. Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh. Girls, no. 243 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:50,049 This is how you do it. No, no, no. 244 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,082 Gotta curve your spine forward, elongate. Oh, no. You guys are doing it all wrong. 245 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,224 Look, you're missing the key. Show us. 246 00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:58,257 Look, look, look. You gotta put the hand on the hip and pop. 247 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,060 That's how you gotta do it. (All laughing) 248 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,092 Pop. Pop. No, like this. (Cell phone rings) 249 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:05,094 Hello? Uh-huh, who's this? Oh! Who'd dare interrupt 250 00:11:05,095 --> 00:11:07,697 the Van Der Woodsen as she teaches? Blair! 251 00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:08,898 I said, "who?" 252 00:11:08,899 --> 00:11:11,070 Give me my phone! Dan Humphrey. 253 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,043 Who is it? I'm sorry. The number you've dialed is no longer in service. 254 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:15,945 Stop it! (Laughs) Who is it? I'm doing you a favor. 255 00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:19,178 Look, I can hear you. Can I just please talk to Serena? 256 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,210 Apparently, you can, cabbage patch. 257 00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:23,212 Come on. Let me have it. (Blair) God. 258 00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:25,284 Hello? Dan! Hey. I'm so, so sorry about that. 259 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,957 And I'm so, so ready to hang up. 260 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,820 Blair was just playing. You have my full attention, I promise. 261 00:11:30,821 --> 00:11:32,461 Good, 'cause I was calling 262 00:11:32,462 --> 00:11:34,794 to ask you to not talk with me at a movie tonight. 263 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,026 Tonight? Where? What time? 264 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:38,968 The sunshine, 7:00. 265 00:11:38,969 --> 00:11:40,830 I'd love to. 266 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:42,701 Uh, I'll see you there. 267 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,474 See you there. 268 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:49,709 ♫♫ 269 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,446 It's complicated, isn't it? 270 00:11:57,447 --> 00:12:00,389 I can't stop staring at it. It's difficult work. 271 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,752 I mean that in the best way. 272 00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:04,854 It's enigmatic. 273 00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:07,126 ♫♫ 274 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,159 It reminds me of an early bacon or schnabel. 275 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,161 The artist is in Hudson. 276 00:12:12,162 --> 00:12:15,064 I've represented her for some... time. 277 00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:16,205 Rufus. 278 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:17,837 Bex Simon. 279 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,468 I've heard a lot about your gallery. 280 00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:22,211 I wasn't expecting a piece like this from a former rock star. 281 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:25,374 (Chuckles) I prefer "one-hit wonder." 282 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:26,375 (Laughs) 283 00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:29,148 What turned you gallerist? 284 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,250 I've always had artistic pursuits. 285 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,183 We have something in common. I always pursue artists. 286 00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:37,256 I've been in Brooklyn all day looking for work for a client. 287 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,828 I'm a buyer. 288 00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:40,830 I didn't think I'd find a piece like this, 289 00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:43,432 and I don't think it'll be here long. 290 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,796 I'd to put it on hold. May I? Yeah, of course. 291 00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:50,039 What time do you close? I'll stay open. 292 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,001 Good. 293 00:12:51,002 --> 00:12:52,401 (Camera shutter snaps) 294 00:12:52,402 --> 00:12:53,402 Thank you. 295 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,474 ♫♫ 296 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,306 (Woman) ♫ it feels good, right? 297 00:12:57,307 --> 00:13:00,279 ♫ Come on, show 'em how we do it, yeah, come on ♫ 298 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,282 ♫♫ 299 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,115 What is Carter still doing here? 300 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:07,456 I invited him. 301 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,959 Or he invited himself? That is his style. 302 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,961 Begging us to break free of our prisons while 303 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:15,524 stuffing his face with free food and draining our booze. 304 00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:17,526 He's a deadbeat and a hypocrite. 305 00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,528 And a good ballplayer, if I remember right. 306 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:22,001 You sure you just don't wanna lose to him there, Chuck? 307 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,533 Maybe if your daddy bought you a basketball team 308 00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:27,877 instead of a hotel, you'd have some skill. Look, this is the lost weekend for juniors, 309 00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:29,909 not senior citizens. Go jump into a volcano. 310 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,581 Let's just settle it on the court. Let's settle it right now. 311 00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:35,484 Hey, chill out. No, this is my game. I pick the players. 312 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:38,948 I get it. I'll go. 313 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:40,419 Hey. Hey, man. 314 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,421 Is that card game tonight? 315 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,593 Yeah. Hey, text me the address later. 316 00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,555 I will. 317 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:49,558 You didn't have to do that, man. Nobody wanted him here. 318 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:52,601 He's an older brother bringing everyone down. 319 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,563 Let's just play some ball. 320 00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:56,065 ♫♫ 321 00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:58,067 (Man) Okay, Blair, relax. Chin down. 322 00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,609 Hold it there and... 323 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,041 Okay, you ready? 324 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,913 (Camera shutter snaps) Okay, one more. 325 00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:06,445 This time, let's exhale. Jump around, loosen up. 326 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,447 Now really loosen up on this one. 327 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,450 Let's relax into it. Now give me the biggest pose you've got. 328 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,323 That's it. Come on, big! Let's think big, big, big. 329 00:14:14,324 --> 00:14:17,326 One, two, three! (Camera shutter snaps) 330 00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:19,458 Okay, take a break. Thank you very much. 331 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,990 Who chose this girl? 332 00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:22,461 Eleanor. Why? 333 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:26,265 She's so prim and stiff, like a bookcase. It's unnatural. 334 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,438 Yeah, but she looks stunning in the clothes, don't you agree? Mm-hmm, to my eye, like a goddess. 335 00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:32,041 To this eye? Bleh. (Whispers) Like a statue. 336 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:33,442 This is retail. It's not editorial. 337 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:36,175 She needs to let go, have fun, loosen up. 338 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,606 How's the client going to like the dress 339 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:40,349 if the model doesn't even like herself? 340 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,481 ♫♫ 341 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,514 (Whispers indistinctly) (Whispers indistinctly) 342 00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,186 Hey! 343 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,018 First of all, you look amazing! 344 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:51,961 I know. (Laughs) But look, can I give you a little tip? 345 00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:55,264 How did I know this was coming? No, no, look, all you need to do 346 00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:58,397 is maybe you could, uh, loosen up a little, you know? 347 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,969 (Blows raspberry) Shake it out. 348 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:02,972 Um, maybe you could be goofy, like when we were 10 349 00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:05,334 and we would dance around to "genie in a bottle" 350 00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:07,506 in your mom's clothes. Help me. Help me. 351 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,338 Um, okay. Uh... 352 00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:12,241 Act like a tiger, okay? Come on. Rawr! 353 00:15:12,242 --> 00:15:15,444 Rawr. No, no, you gotta roar. Rawr! 354 00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:18,217 Rawr! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Give me more tiger! Give me more tiger! 355 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,019 You're in that jungle. Rawr! 356 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,421 You're a savage! Now let's do a prettier one this time, okay? 357 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,393 You're Venus in the half shell, right? 358 00:15:24,394 --> 00:15:26,996 So just look up... (Gasps) Ooh. Oh! 359 00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:28,457 (Serena and Blair laugh) 360 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,459 Let's do something crazy like Britney with the umbrella. 361 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:33,362 Okay, Britney with the umbrella. Go! Rawr! Aah! 362 00:15:33,363 --> 00:15:36,305 At the car! At the car! Ooh! (Shrieking) 363 00:15:36,306 --> 00:15:39,438 (Screaming) (Laughing) 364 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,111 Posh spice in America. Ready? Go! 365 00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:44,443 That's "cyborg spice" to you. (Imitates robotic whirring) 366 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,445 (Imitates siren wailing) Okay, you gotta pout more and strike. 367 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,678 Remember, I taught you the hand on the hip. Strike it and pop. 368 00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:53,182 Come on, give me more, give me more, you sexy beast. 369 00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:55,484 Oh, it looks so good! You're doing so good! You got it! (Cell phone rings) 370 00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:58,457 Look how good you are. Pout, pout, pout. What are you doing? 371 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,190 (Ring) Oh, shoot. I gotta go meet Dan. 372 00:16:01,191 --> 00:16:03,332 No, you're staying here. I need you. 373 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:06,565 I can't let my mother down. 374 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,538 ♫♫ 375 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,600 (Cell phone rings) 376 00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,042 Hey, you almost here? 377 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:14,543 Hey, I'm really, really, sorry, 378 00:16:14,544 --> 00:16:17,106 but I'm kind of stuck at this photo shoot with Blair. 379 00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:19,178 It's a long story, 380 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,651 but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it. Oh, a photo shoot, huh? 381 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,253 It sounds really superficial, I know. 382 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:25,514 But it's important to her 383 00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:28,387 and, you know, she's important to me. 384 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,191 But I'll make it up to you, though, I promise. No, it's no big deal, really. Don't worry about it. 385 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,193 You're the best. I knew you'd understand. 386 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,095 I'll call you later. Yeah, yeah. 387 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,097 (Shuts cell phone) 388 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,169 (Beep) 389 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:42,171 (Man) How many? 390 00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:44,473 Uh... 391 00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:45,675 None. 392 00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:56,445 You're still here. 393 00:16:56,446 --> 00:16:58,447 Yeah, I told you I'd wait. 394 00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:01,450 Mm, a man who keeps his word. I like it. 395 00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:04,053 You get a chance to talk to your client? 396 00:17:04,054 --> 00:17:07,456 I'm back, aren't I? Write me up an invoice. 397 00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:08,498 Really? 398 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,461 That's great. Well, you're awfully excited. 399 00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:15,734 This isn't your first time, is it? 400 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,607 Selling a painting. 401 00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:22,111 (Chuckles) Few firsts are left for me. 402 00:17:22,112 --> 00:17:23,742 But the artist will be very pleased. 403 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:27,476 She's... been doing other things for a while. 404 00:17:27,477 --> 00:17:29,478 It's kind of a big deal for her. 405 00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:32,721 Well, for my client, too. This is a very special piece. 406 00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:35,284 You wouldn't want to... 407 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:38,158 I don't know... Celebrate with a drink? 408 00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:47,366 Um... 409 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,538 Actually, the previously mentioned excited artist 410 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,600 is my wife. 411 00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:56,305 I thought you said the artist lived in Hudson. Long commute. 412 00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,578 She lives there. I don't. 413 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,680 Mm. 414 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:08,417 If the trains ever stop running... 415 00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:12,221 ♫♫ 416 00:18:12,222 --> 00:18:14,293 (Man) ♫ a'ight, yo ♫ 417 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,426 ♫ when I wake up, morning, yawning, I put up my hands ♫ 418 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:19,868 ♫ thank the lord for what I got and never stop my plans ♫ 419 00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:23,572 Phase three... pub crawl. Five boroughs. 420 00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:27,105 50 pubs... 500 chances to get laid. 421 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,637 And remember, don't dip your shillelagh... 422 00:18:28,638 --> 00:18:31,140 (Imitates Irish accent) In the wrong pot of gold. 423 00:18:31,141 --> 00:18:32,381 (Normal voice) Let's go. 424 00:18:32,382 --> 00:18:35,184 You can think about your boyfriend inside. 425 00:18:35,185 --> 00:18:37,246 I'm not coming. 426 00:18:37,247 --> 00:18:39,117 (Sighs) Seriously, Carter Baizen sucks. 427 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,651 All right, I don't know what spell he's put you under, 428 00:18:42,652 --> 00:18:45,194 but he's not your friend. He can't be trusted. And why is that? 429 00:18:45,195 --> 00:18:47,326 'Cause he doesn't believe what you believe in? 430 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,528 It's exactly what he said... 431 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,530 The money, the drugs, the privileges. 432 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,702 They're just keeping us numb so we don't know 433 00:18:53,703 --> 00:18:55,704 it's... it's better out there in the real world. 434 00:18:55,705 --> 00:18:58,507 The real world? Everyone out there wants to be us. 435 00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:01,270 We are what you aspire to, not run away from. 436 00:19:01,271 --> 00:19:03,312 You really don't get me, do you? 437 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:06,245 That dream of yours, you know, what is it, really? 438 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,277 'Cause I hear you talk 439 00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:10,879 about how you don't want to go to dartmouth 440 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:15,224 and how you don't want to follow in your father's footsteps, 441 00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:17,226 but what exactly do you want? 442 00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:19,358 All I know is it's not this. 443 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,490 Well, you better discover what "it" is 444 00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:24,893 before you throw everything away trying to find it. 445 00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:27,467 And where are you going? 446 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:32,472 ♫♫ 447 00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:37,477 (Beep) 448 00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:46,256 ♫♫ 449 00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:54,823 How was the movie? 450 00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:57,567 Uh, missable... Literally. 451 00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:01,870 (Sighs) I-I don't know about Serena, dad. 452 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:04,733 I-I can't tell if she's worth it. 453 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:07,205 What do you mean? 454 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,810 Well, uh, she's best friends with this girl... Blair Waldorf... 455 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,544 Who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side 456 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:20,649 distilled into one 95-pound, Doe-eyed, bon mot tossing, 457 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,492 label-whoring package of girlie evil. 458 00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:26,495 (Laughs) No one's that bad. She is. 459 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:29,328 I would barely be exaggerating if I told you 460 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,330 medusa wants her withering glare back. 461 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,961 Well, if there's anything I've learned 462 00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:35,734 it's that usually there's something beneath the surface 463 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,308 with people like that to make them act the way they do. Like what... 464 00:20:39,309 --> 00:20:43,272 The o.J. In her mimosa was from concentrate, not fresh-squeezed? 465 00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:45,414 And... and what does this say about Serena, 466 00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,517 that this is her best friend? 467 00:20:51,321 --> 00:20:54,483 I dated a girl like Serena once... 468 00:20:54,484 --> 00:20:56,885 Actually, a lot like Serena. 469 00:20:56,886 --> 00:21:00,759 And girls like that are challenging. It's true. 470 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,991 They're complicated and... 471 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:04,663 Enigmatic... 472 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,395 And usually worth it. 473 00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:08,497 And the only way you'll know for sure 474 00:21:08,498 --> 00:21:12,572 is to jump in with both feet. What happened with you? 475 00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:17,846 I swam for a while... 476 00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:19,678 Till I drowned. 477 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:24,282 Oh. Well, that... thanks. That's a great story, dad. 478 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,415 Now get some sleep, 479 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:30,319 and I will see you in the morning. 480 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,662 We'll go to the photo shoot together. 481 00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:37,366 You haven't done this since I was little. 482 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:41,600 You haven't been in bed by 10:00 since you were little. 483 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:45,774 You looked beautiful tonight, you know? 484 00:21:45,775 --> 00:21:46,806 Really? 485 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:02,921 (Cell phone rings, vibrates) 486 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,493 (Muffled) Hello? 487 00:22:04,494 --> 00:22:05,694 How was the movie? 488 00:22:05,695 --> 00:22:07,696 Did I miss something amazing? 489 00:22:07,697 --> 00:22:10,759 Mm. Well... well, uh, even without the movie. 490 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,332 Don't be cocky. I'm calling you with a makeup plan. 491 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,365 Oh, are you now? I am. 492 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,467 How would you like to see what really happens 493 00:22:18,468 --> 00:22:21,640 at a fashion shoot? I'm sorry. This is... This is Dan Humphrey. 494 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,712 Are you sure you're not trying to reach my sister? 495 00:22:23,713 --> 00:22:26,715 Look, I know it's a girlie offer, but chew on this... 496 00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:28,717 I'll be there. Can I bet on that? 497 00:22:28,718 --> 00:22:31,580 Because law of averages says I lose my shirt. 498 00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:34,082 Oh, come on. It's Blair's shoot, 499 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:37,386 so I have to be there for moral support. Blair? Well, I'm definitely not going now. 500 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:39,658 Look, she's really not as bad as you think. 501 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,660 Besides, she's gonna be so busy with the shoot 502 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,732 that you won't even have to see her, 503 00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:46,435 and since it's so boring on the sidelines, 504 00:22:46,436 --> 00:22:49,067 you'll have my full attention. 505 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,000 Okay, what if I buy you anything you want from craft service? 506 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:55,474 I thought craft service was free. I'll see you in the morning at 8:00. 507 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,476 I'm texting you the address. 508 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,478 I'm hanging up before thou dost protest again. 509 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,611 (Shuts cell phone) 510 00:23:05,054 --> 00:23:07,385 Both feet, Humphrey. 511 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:11,420 (Elevator bell dings) What's the emergency apart from my not getting my sleep 512 00:23:11,421 --> 00:23:13,061 before the big day, Laurel, 513 00:23:13,062 --> 00:23:16,425 and why couldn't we simply have discussed it over the phone? 514 00:23:16,426 --> 00:23:18,897 Because if we didn't meet in person, 515 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:22,731 I couldn't show you these. I don't think this girl is what you're trying to say... 516 00:23:22,732 --> 00:23:24,533 Unapproachable, controlled, perfect. 517 00:23:24,534 --> 00:23:28,677 She is not unapproachable. She is poised. She's regal. 518 00:23:28,678 --> 00:23:30,679 Look, I know she's your daughter, 519 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,411 and I don't want to make problems... Mm-hmm. 520 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,184 But your girl is rigid like a twig. 521 00:23:36,185 --> 00:23:38,647 You know, she's afraid to let you in, 522 00:23:38,648 --> 00:23:41,790 so your works of art and she 523 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:43,452 fail to achieve... 524 00:23:43,453 --> 00:23:45,694 What's the word? 525 00:23:45,695 --> 00:23:48,728 Symbiosis. 526 00:23:52,802 --> 00:23:55,664 Oh. What can be done at this stage? 527 00:23:55,665 --> 00:23:58,537 Your daughter is beautiful, yes, but this girl... 528 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:01,439 This girl has it. 529 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,812 She is warm like sunshine. She has fun. 530 00:24:03,813 --> 00:24:07,175 She will make the clients think if they buy these clothes, 531 00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:10,549 then they will have fun, too. But this is your line, Eleanor. 532 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:13,553 It's completely your choice. 533 00:24:29,539 --> 00:24:31,900 Are similar to those of a patient presurgery... 534 00:24:31,901 --> 00:24:35,003 No food or drink 12 hours prior, 535 00:24:35,004 --> 00:24:36,605 wear comfortable clothing 536 00:24:36,606 --> 00:24:38,847 and make sure your affairs are in order. 537 00:24:38,848 --> 00:24:41,810 You never know what could go wrong in a flash. 538 00:24:41,811 --> 00:24:43,682 (Serena) Hey, b. 539 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,584 You must either be sleeping or already on your way. 540 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,586 But I can't wait to see you at the shoot. 541 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,187 We're gonna have so much fun! 542 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:51,990 Oh, thank god you're awake. 543 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,592 Am I late? 544 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:56,064 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Did I oversleep? 545 00:24:56,065 --> 00:24:57,826 Darling, I have some bad news. 546 00:24:57,827 --> 00:25:00,929 Terry, that fool of a photographer, 547 00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:04,102 thinks we need to go in a different direction. With the theme? 548 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,934 With the model. 549 00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:07,906 Oh. 550 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:10,679 Darling, I hired these people for their expertise, 551 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,281 and ultimately, they feel that... 552 00:25:13,282 --> 00:25:15,844 We would be doing the brand a disservice. 553 00:25:15,845 --> 00:25:17,586 I-I cannot apologize enough. 554 00:25:17,587 --> 00:25:19,888 I know that you were really looking forward to this. 555 00:25:19,889 --> 00:25:22,651 No, I wasn't. I'm... I'm glad I don't have to go. 556 00:25:22,652 --> 00:25:24,753 I hate shoots. They're so boring. 557 00:25:24,754 --> 00:25:26,925 You should have Alessandra ambrosio, 558 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,757 not an amateur. 559 00:25:28,758 --> 00:25:30,929 We'll have dinner after, yes? 560 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:33,762 Steak frites and crepes at café des artistes, 561 00:25:33,763 --> 00:25:37,105 just like old times. I will see you later. 562 00:25:37,106 --> 00:25:38,767 (Makes kissing sounds) 563 00:25:38,768 --> 00:25:40,739 (Elevator bell dings) 564 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,673 Hey, s., all right, I hope you're not already there, 565 00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:47,816 because as it turns out, my modeling career's over 566 00:25:47,817 --> 00:25:49,919 faster than Jessica Simpson's acting one. 567 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,923 Now that I think about it, 568 00:25:54,924 --> 00:25:57,726 maybe we should crash the shoot anyway 569 00:25:57,727 --> 00:26:00,128 and see who they replace me with, 570 00:26:00,129 --> 00:26:03,091 make fun of the skinny bitch? 571 00:26:03,092 --> 00:26:05,293 (Lily) How could you? 572 00:26:05,294 --> 00:26:07,235 Actually, I like this here. 573 00:26:07,236 --> 00:26:10,138 This is no joke, Humphrey. 574 00:26:10,139 --> 00:26:12,841 What are you doing with that? 575 00:26:12,842 --> 00:26:16,004 The question is, what are you doing selling it to me? 576 00:26:16,005 --> 00:26:18,947 You... you're bex's client. 577 00:26:18,948 --> 00:26:20,779 Oh, and you didn't know. 578 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,781 I'm just surprised you hired someone with taste. 579 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,713 Oh, well, I am equally as shocked, 580 00:26:24,714 --> 00:26:27,315 because when she said she found something amazing in Brooklyn, 581 00:26:27,316 --> 00:26:30,959 your gallery never entered my mind. You'd have to actually recognize art to remember the place. 582 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,761 What I recognize is the fact 583 00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:34,592 that your wife would not want this hanging in my house. 584 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,024 Alison's a professional artist. 585 00:26:36,025 --> 00:26:37,996 She doesn't do background checks on prospective buyers, 586 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,899 and neither do I. Besides, it's been almost 20 years. 587 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:44,633 And you still don't know women. And you still know it all. 588 00:26:44,634 --> 00:26:46,034 Your wife despises me. 589 00:26:46,035 --> 00:26:48,877 I wouldn't say that. 590 00:26:48,878 --> 00:26:50,308 Well, she did. 591 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,811 I mean, she may have been wearing a slip dress 592 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,813 and doc martens at the time, but she definitely meant it. 593 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:57,746 She's not like you. She doesn't hold on to that stuff. 594 00:26:57,747 --> 00:26:59,748 Why don't you call and ask her? 595 00:26:59,749 --> 00:27:02,320 Or are you still giving her her space? 596 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:05,353 Because trust me, putting this up in my house, 597 00:27:05,354 --> 00:27:07,295 even having this conversation with you, 598 00:27:07,296 --> 00:27:09,728 will only drive her further away. 599 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:13,001 Well, what do you want me to do then? 600 00:27:13,002 --> 00:27:15,203 Take it back. 601 00:27:15,204 --> 00:27:18,337 You can call bex and set up a refund. 602 00:27:22,311 --> 00:27:24,813 So what'd you think of it? 603 00:27:24,814 --> 00:27:29,317 I thought... 604 00:27:29,318 --> 00:27:31,380 It was extraordinary. 605 00:27:40,129 --> 00:27:43,732 (Whistles) 606 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:48,436 ♫♫ 607 00:27:48,437 --> 00:27:51,841 (Cell phone beeping) 608 00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:05,954 (Cell phone beeping) 609 00:28:05,955 --> 00:28:08,417 (Cell phone beeps) 610 00:28:10,459 --> 00:28:12,060 (Under breath) Hey, no phones. 611 00:28:12,061 --> 00:28:14,062 Oh, right. Sorry, man. 612 00:28:14,063 --> 00:28:15,463 How much you up? 613 00:28:15,464 --> 00:28:17,695 $5,000. 614 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,698 That's insane, amigo. I should probably quit while I'm ahead, huh? 615 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,371 What? We just started. Well, I've had a good run. 616 00:28:23,372 --> 00:28:27,235 Plus, it's better to leave while you're up. I'm not... I'm not gonna let you do that, bro. 617 00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:29,077 The table's about to get smaller. 618 00:28:29,078 --> 00:28:31,379 People are gonna start showing their real stuff. 619 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:33,411 Up until now it's been cards, but... 620 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:36,885 From now on, it's an adventure. 621 00:28:36,886 --> 00:28:39,988 Just a couple more hands. All right, gents, ante up. 622 00:28:39,989 --> 00:28:41,850 Okay. 623 00:28:41,851 --> 00:28:44,022 Let's hit it. 624 00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:47,355 ♫♫ 625 00:28:47,356 --> 00:28:50,459 (Henry Mancini's "moon river" playing) 626 00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:56,334 You've got to be kidding me. 627 00:28:56,335 --> 00:29:00,238 Fantastic. One, two, three, come on... Oh! There she is. 628 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:03,973 Blair! Come on, quick. What took you so long? 629 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,745 Hey. 630 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,947 Blair. 631 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:10,418 (Door slams) 632 00:29:10,419 --> 00:29:12,921 Blair. Blair, wait, where are you going? 633 00:29:12,922 --> 00:29:15,784 Blair, wait. Why are you so mad? 634 00:29:15,785 --> 00:29:18,526 Why am I mad? You mean why aren't I furious?! 635 00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:20,889 I can't believe for one second I thought 636 00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:23,131 that it'd be different this time! You thought what would be different? 637 00:29:23,132 --> 00:29:25,133 You couldn't deal with the spotlight shining on me 638 00:29:25,134 --> 00:29:27,836 for once, could you? What are you talking about? 639 00:29:27,837 --> 00:29:30,238 I was told we were doing this together. 640 00:29:30,239 --> 00:29:32,871 What, did you not get my message? What about this morning then? When you glanced 641 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,873 at the call sheet, did you see my name on it? 642 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,345 When I wasn't in hair and makeup, 643 00:29:37,346 --> 00:29:39,007 didn't that seem strange? 644 00:29:39,008 --> 00:29:41,379 When the dressing room only had your name on the door, 645 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,181 what, did you think they just forgot? I was told you were running late, 646 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:45,213 and they asked me to do some test shots first. 647 00:29:45,214 --> 00:29:48,556 Blair, they told me you wanted me here. And you believed them? 648 00:29:48,557 --> 00:29:50,859 Look, Blair, I encouraged you to do this. 649 00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:53,091 Why would I try to steal something from you 650 00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,092 that I pushed you to do? Because you take everything from me! 651 00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:56,024 Nate, my mom! Blair! 652 00:29:56,025 --> 00:29:58,867 You can't even help it. It's who you are. 653 00:29:58,868 --> 00:30:03,031 I just thought maybe this time it would be different. 654 00:30:03,032 --> 00:30:05,503 I should have known I'd be wrong. 655 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:10,078 Great. 656 00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:13,211 Spotted... Lonely boy's rude awakening. 657 00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:16,014 Upper East Side queens aren't born at the top. 658 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:18,887 They climb their way up in heels, 659 00:30:18,888 --> 00:30:20,989 no matter who they have to tread on to do it. 660 00:30:20,990 --> 00:30:23,021 (Eleanor) Terry, I think it's very good. (Terry) Yeah. 661 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,953 I like the bridge in the background, 662 00:30:24,954 --> 00:30:27,125 but we need her back. There you are. I know. What... 663 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:30,158 Terry wanted me to tell you how perfect you looked... Eleanor, I quit. 664 00:30:30,159 --> 00:30:32,360 With these now. Wait a minute. Why? I think you know why. 665 00:30:32,361 --> 00:30:35,003 Because of Blair? I know that she will support my decision... Hey. 666 00:30:35,004 --> 00:30:36,834 (Serena) Hey. Once I explain it to her. 667 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,107 You know you love the spotlight. You always have. 668 00:30:39,108 --> 00:30:42,270 It's part of your charm. There is nothing wrong with that... (Door slams) 669 00:30:42,271 --> 00:30:48,116 Who are you? What are you doing here? 670 00:30:48,117 --> 00:30:50,118 I have no idea, actually. 671 00:30:50,119 --> 00:30:52,481 I... 672 00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:02,630 (Knocks on screen) 673 00:31:02,631 --> 00:31:05,563 Hey, I k... I kinda overheard you guys in the stairwell there. 674 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,495 Dan, look, I really can't go here right now. 675 00:31:07,496 --> 00:31:09,537 O-okay, well, forget I said anything then. 676 00:31:09,538 --> 00:31:11,499 In fact, you know what? I'm mute. 677 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:14,442 I'll just stand here and blink real quiet. 678 00:31:14,443 --> 00:31:16,444 Unless you want me to... 679 00:31:16,445 --> 00:31:19,548 Hand me my jeans? Yes, please. 680 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,012 It's just, uh, 681 00:31:24,013 --> 00:31:27,485 I thought you wanted to be on the sidelines here. 682 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:30,588 I thought you wanted to be here for your friend Blair. 683 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,590 You know, we were gonna get craft service, 684 00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:35,925 and I'd have your "full attention"? 685 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,098 Say it. 686 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:43,001 I-I don't think I have to. 687 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:46,504 So my best friend doesn't believe me, 688 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:50,439 and neither does the guy I like. 689 00:31:52,341 --> 00:31:55,643 Look, Dan, Blair's mom basically tricked me into coming here 690 00:31:55,644 --> 00:31:57,645 because she didn't want Blair. 691 00:31:57,646 --> 00:32:00,950 How do you tell your best friend something like that? 692 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,623 Oh. I-I didn't... I guess I didn't... 693 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,595 Look, you know what, Dan? Just go, okay? 694 00:32:07,596 --> 00:32:10,960 I-I need to clean up, and I just need to get out of here. 695 00:32:18,507 --> 00:32:22,240 Serena send you here to talk to me? 696 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:25,543 No, believe it or not, I actually came here myself. 697 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:26,975 (Sighs) 698 00:32:26,976 --> 00:32:29,517 Normally, wouldn't be this close to you 699 00:32:29,518 --> 00:32:31,080 without a tetanus shot. 700 00:32:42,992 --> 00:32:45,064 (Sighs) 701 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,198 My, uh, my mom 702 00:32:50,199 --> 00:32:54,172 kinda left us a couple months ago... 703 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,304 Only my... 704 00:32:56,305 --> 00:32:58,546 My dad and my sister 705 00:32:58,547 --> 00:33:01,079 don't really see that... 706 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,082 'Cause she told us she had to go away for the summer 707 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:08,256 to, um, to follow her dream of being an artist. 708 00:33:08,257 --> 00:33:11,159 But it's... It's not summer anymore, 709 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,091 and she's still up there, 710 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:16,064 and that's all she seems to care about right now. 711 00:33:16,065 --> 00:33:17,565 Every time I go to see her, 712 00:33:17,566 --> 00:33:21,069 I tell myself, this time, I'm gonna tell her what I think. 713 00:33:21,070 --> 00:33:24,132 This time, I'm gonna look her in the eye and say, 714 00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:27,375 "either come home or leave for good." 715 00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:30,007 And so there I was, just the other day. 716 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,009 I was sitting across the table from her, 717 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,482 looking her straight in the eye, 718 00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:36,585 and I didn't say anything. 719 00:33:38,347 --> 00:33:39,617 Why not? 720 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,490 Uh... 721 00:33:42,491 --> 00:33:44,252 I don't know, 722 00:33:44,253 --> 00:33:47,425 but I wish I had, 723 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:50,528 'cause even if it didn't change anything, 724 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,602 she'd know how I felt. 725 00:33:58,407 --> 00:34:01,469 (Man) Bullet, gentlemen. 726 00:34:01,470 --> 00:34:03,412 First bet. 727 00:34:05,514 --> 00:34:07,776 (Man) $5,000. 5 to call. 728 00:34:09,618 --> 00:34:11,719 Hey, I don't have the money. Call his bet. 729 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:15,454 It's all luck. Hey, you guys okay with a marker? 730 00:34:17,726 --> 00:34:19,827 I don't think that's such a good idea. 731 00:34:19,828 --> 00:34:22,460 If you're ever gonna take a risk, start now. 732 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:25,094 What's the point of anything less? 733 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:28,436 (Nate sighs) 734 00:34:28,437 --> 00:34:31,500 (Carter) It's fine. 735 00:34:35,404 --> 00:34:37,775 You sure he's good for it? 736 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,378 Of course he is. He's an Archibald. 737 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,750 (Tears paper) 738 00:34:42,751 --> 00:34:44,412 Make it $10,000. 739 00:34:44,413 --> 00:34:46,515 (Man) Five to call. 740 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,421 (Man) Call. 741 00:34:54,123 --> 00:34:56,765 Show your cards. 742 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:05,203 Oh! Trip bullets. The trip aces take it. 743 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:07,635 That's rough. You told me to. 744 00:35:07,636 --> 00:35:09,307 It's the luck of the draw, my friend. 745 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,739 He... he had three aces. Look, I don't, um, 746 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:15,543 it might take me a little while to get the money. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. A little while? 747 00:35:15,544 --> 00:35:18,787 (Scoffs) Come on, man. Snap your fingers. 748 00:35:25,454 --> 00:35:28,296 Wait a minute. Are you in with these guys? 749 00:35:28,297 --> 00:35:31,299 Did you play me, man? Are you playing me, huh? (Man) Hey, hey, hold on. 750 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:35,233 I guess that's a yes. Just give him the money, man. Money means nothing to you. 751 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:38,236 This guys aren't playing, but no one has to get hurt. 752 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:42,310 I'm trying to help you out. (Chuck) Yeah, you're a real friend. 753 00:35:42,311 --> 00:35:45,173 Who let you in here, bass? He set me up. 754 00:35:45,174 --> 00:35:48,176 No one forced his hand. Your boy lost fair and square. Did you? 755 00:35:48,177 --> 00:35:50,318 Look, man, if you don't get 'em the money right away, 756 00:35:50,319 --> 00:35:52,320 I'm gonna tell everyone where you live, 757 00:35:52,321 --> 00:35:54,482 and they can come get it from your daddy. 758 00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:58,526 What do you think about that? Look. Look, you got my watch and my ball. 759 00:35:58,527 --> 00:36:00,558 You keep them. Take care of these guys. 760 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,560 I don't call the cops, 761 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:05,633 and we walk out of here. 762 00:36:05,634 --> 00:36:07,766 (Scoffs) 763 00:36:13,602 --> 00:36:15,744 It's cool. I-i-i got it. I got it. 764 00:36:29,518 --> 00:36:32,490 I'm gonna have to transfer some money 765 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,892 and pray the captain doesn't notice 766 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:38,266 before I find a way to put it back. You don't have to pay me back, you know. 767 00:36:38,267 --> 00:36:41,429 I mean, it was worth every cent to see the last of that guy. 768 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:44,773 No, I want to. I mean it. Thanks. 769 00:36:47,436 --> 00:36:50,308 (Beep) That can't be right. 770 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,540 What's up? It says I'm zeroed out. 771 00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:55,843 Maybe you have the wrong account. No, no, no, no. There must be something wrong. 772 00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:57,715 I accessed this account last month, 773 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,787 and it said there was almost $200,000. 774 00:36:59,788 --> 00:37:03,421 (Cell phone rings) Hey, Tom, thanks for getting back to me so quickly. 775 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:06,524 Your message said it was important. Um, yeah, I was... I was checking my accounts, 776 00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:08,656 and I came across what I assume to be an error, 777 00:37:08,657 --> 00:37:12,260 in that my trust seems to have a zero balance. 778 00:37:12,261 --> 00:37:14,262 Oh, uh, I thought you knew. 779 00:37:14,263 --> 00:37:16,504 That account was drained weeks ago. 780 00:37:16,505 --> 00:37:19,637 Drained? But by who? 781 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:20,868 Your father. 782 00:37:20,869 --> 00:37:23,612 He said he discussed it with you. 783 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:29,677 We... we have to solve this. I mean, what are we gonna do? I'm not into getting a lingerie model. 784 00:37:29,678 --> 00:37:32,350 Uh, Blair, honey, there's been a terrible mistake. 785 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:34,622 How would you like your job back? 786 00:37:34,623 --> 00:37:37,385 Did you choose Serena over me? 787 00:37:37,386 --> 00:37:39,387 You could've picked a stranger. 788 00:37:39,388 --> 00:37:40,958 You didn't have to choose my best friend. 789 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:43,331 What, did you think that I wouldn't find out? 790 00:37:43,332 --> 00:37:45,933 I was going to tell you tonight... 791 00:37:45,934 --> 00:37:47,735 At dinner. 792 00:37:47,736 --> 00:37:49,797 It... there was no right decision. 793 00:37:49,798 --> 00:37:52,470 There... (Sighs) There... there wasn't any time. 794 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,842 I know you can understand all this. 795 00:37:54,843 --> 00:37:56,604 It was mishandled... 796 00:37:56,605 --> 00:38:00,348 The whole thing... From top to bottom. 797 00:38:00,349 --> 00:38:02,550 You actually want me to agree with you. 798 00:38:02,551 --> 00:38:04,752 Bendel's will legitimize this company. 799 00:38:04,753 --> 00:38:06,854 It will take everything to the next level. 800 00:38:06,855 --> 00:38:09,957 You know how hard I have worked for that. 801 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:12,520 You've always been my biggest supporter, my biggest fan. 802 00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:14,792 I'm your daughter. And as my daughter, 803 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,795 I knew that you would forgive me, in time, 804 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:22,400 but if my company had lost this deal because of you? 805 00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:25,504 I'd never forgive myself. 806 00:38:27,075 --> 00:38:28,976 I hope you never do. 807 00:38:28,977 --> 00:38:31,038 You didn't hear it from us, 808 00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:32,680 but in every girl's life, 809 00:38:32,681 --> 00:38:35,012 there comes a moment when she realizes 810 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:38,687 that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. 811 00:38:46,655 --> 00:38:50,998 (Train brakes squealing in distance) 812 00:38:50,999 --> 00:38:52,760 You're still here? 813 00:38:52,761 --> 00:38:54,762 Yeah, well, I thought I couldn't leave 814 00:38:54,763 --> 00:38:56,834 without bringing you something from craft service. 815 00:38:56,835 --> 00:39:00,337 Um, and, uh, and telling you that I'm sorry I judged you. 816 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,812 Mm. Well, I'm sorry I gave you reason to. 817 00:39:05,113 --> 00:39:07,615 Hey, how about you ask me out again? 818 00:39:07,616 --> 00:39:09,777 How about you actually show up? 819 00:39:09,778 --> 00:39:13,350 Okay. No drama, no disruptions. I promise. 820 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,883 You promise? Oh, no! That means it's never gonna happen now. 821 00:39:15,884 --> 00:39:18,826 Aah! Okay, quick. I take it back. I unpromise. 822 00:39:18,827 --> 00:39:22,129 Friday. 8:00. 823 00:39:22,130 --> 00:39:25,733 I think we can agree to those terms, 824 00:39:25,734 --> 00:39:28,065 but you can't wear those shoes. 825 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,738 Mm. Or that hair. 826 00:39:30,739 --> 00:39:31,839 Blair. 827 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,370 (Laughs) Oh. 828 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,474 Okay, see you then. Ew. 829 00:39:39,808 --> 00:39:42,080 All right. 830 00:39:43,151 --> 00:39:45,813 (Laughs) 831 00:39:45,814 --> 00:39:47,985 So you were right. 832 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:51,118 I know. When I got that call, I should've known 833 00:39:51,119 --> 00:39:52,920 you had nothing to do with it. 834 00:39:52,921 --> 00:39:55,823 And I should never have pushed you to do this whole thing 835 00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:57,425 in the first place. 836 00:39:57,426 --> 00:39:59,867 Actually, I'm glad you pushed me. 837 00:39:59,868 --> 00:40:02,700 It ended up being a very important day for me. 838 00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:05,873 I just thought it was gonna be more fun. 839 00:40:05,874 --> 00:40:06,905 I know. Me, too. 840 00:40:08,677 --> 00:40:13,140 (Sean Kingston) ♫ you're way too beautiful, girl ♫ 841 00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:14,782 ♫ that's why... ♫ 842 00:40:14,783 --> 00:40:18,115 Hey, you know what? Who says it still can't be? 843 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:19,587 ♫ Suicidal ♫ 844 00:40:19,588 --> 00:40:21,489 Come on. Come on. 845 00:40:21,490 --> 00:40:23,651 ♫ When you say it's over ♫ 846 00:40:23,652 --> 00:40:26,954 ♫ damn all these beautiful girls ♫ 847 00:40:26,955 --> 00:40:28,626 This just in... 848 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:31,729 S. And b. Committing a crime of fashion. 849 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,661 Who doesn't love a 5-finger discount? 850 00:40:33,662 --> 00:40:36,964 Especially if one of those fingers is the middle one. 851 00:40:36,965 --> 00:40:40,668 Where are my clothes? 852 00:40:40,669 --> 00:40:42,540 Everyone knows you can't choose your family, 853 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,812 but you can choose your friends, 854 00:40:44,813 --> 00:40:47,975 and in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts, 855 00:40:47,976 --> 00:40:50,718 it pays to have a pal. 856 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,780 Do it again. One, two... One, two, three. 857 00:40:52,781 --> 00:40:54,652 ♫ Damn all these beautiful girls ♫ 858 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:57,024 ♫ they only want to do your dirt ♫ 859 00:40:57,025 --> 00:41:00,227 ♫ they'll have you suicidal ♫ 860 00:41:00,228 --> 00:41:01,759 ♫ suicidal ♫ 861 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:06,634 ♫ when they say it's over ♫ 862 00:41:06,635 --> 00:41:10,838 As much as a b.F.F can make you go w.T.F, 863 00:41:10,839 --> 00:41:12,469 there's no denying 864 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,972 we'd all be a little less rich without them. 865 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:18,045 And Serena and Blair... they do besties better than anyone. 866 00:41:18,046 --> 00:41:19,577 (Both scream) 867 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:23,611 ♫ you're way too beautiful, girl ♫ 868 00:41:23,612 --> 00:41:26,213 ♫ that's why it'll never work ♫ 869 00:41:26,214 --> 00:41:28,986 No, that's not a tear in my eye. 870 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,988 It's just allergies. 871 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,860 Without you, I'm nothing. 872 00:41:32,861 --> 00:41:34,863 Gossip girl.